Steves Random Ramblings

stevyrey @ 2008-01-20T15:13:00

2008-01-20T15:13:51Z

stevyrey @ 2007-10-12T19:23:00

2007-10-12T18:24:51Z

Mrs. Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.

Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:

"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony"

Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.

"Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."

stevyrey @ 2007-06-14T18:44:00

2007-06-14T17:51:41Z

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

If AOL made cars...

1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. and later.....and later....and oh forget it.
4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the NEW model.
6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.
7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots'a pretty colors and lights.
8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months. any doubts...ask Woodstream bout this!
10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.
11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair, but they'd be available 24 hours a day to screw up your car! 14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun. Punt this! but Officer....I WAS driving on the road.. I don't know what happened... next thing I knew I was off the highway!
15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age? Car wouldn't come with profile feature...oh no!
18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are. Some compacts would claim to be Limos...
20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."

Travel Trouble

2007-05-25T21:44:43Z

OK then.
Slight problem here...
need to go to Lancaster area at the end of the month. Do I.......

Become a hobo in birmingham newstreet station for 5 hours and only pay 45 quid?
Or...
Pay 81 quid for a normal journey?

There it is?

Help me please!!!!

Steve

stevyrey @ 2007-05-20T22:56:00

2007-05-20T21:57:12Z

i'm bored!

Just thought i'd share that with everyone.

stevyrey @ 2007-04-23T17:17:00

2007-04-23T16:25:45Z

Somebody, hold me too close,
Somebody, hurt me too deep,
Somebody, sit in my chair
And ruin my sleep
And make me aware
Of being alive,
Being alive.

Somebody, need me too much,
Somebody, know me too well,
Somebody, pull me up short
And put me through hell
And give me support
For being alive,
Make me alive.

Make me confused,
Mock me with praise,
Let me be used,
Vary my days.
But alone is alone, not alive.

Somebody, crowd me with love,
Somebody, force me to care,
Somebody, make me come through,
I'll always be there,
As frightened as you,
To help us survive
Being alive

stevyrey @ 2007-04-08T23:27:00

2007-04-08T22:33:18Z

Don't watch that, watch this! Well these actually but it doesn't quite the same.

Byee

Steve

stevyrey @ 2007-04-04T23:16:00

2007-04-04T22:19:04Z

Holy fucking mother of shit!! That was amazing!!!

Just been to see Cats at the Princess Theatre. Breathtaking, simply amazing. Perfect lighting, perfect sound, perfect singing, perfect dancing, perfect music.

Just Wow!!

Laters

steve

stevyrey @ 2007-03-28T23:34:00

2007-03-28T22:47:55Z

Ok then, this is an idea i've borrowed from a friend of a friend. AKA aquasonic

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following.

Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 2314 (and counting!)

Sort by Artist.
First: 2 Unlimited
Last: Zoe

Sort by Song Title.
First: 01- Mika Grace keyyl
Last: Zombie Nation

Sort by Time.
First: Southpark Quote
Last: Robin Williams Live on Broadway at 1:39:10

Sort by Album:
First: 101 80's Hits
Last: X&Y

How many songs come up when you search for "sex"? 9

How many songs come up when you search for "death"? 0

How many songs come up when you search for "love"? 217

Go on have a go share your results!

Happy Days

Steve.

ages part 2

2007-03-22T22:54:10Z

I havn't posted in ages and got bored so....

for the 3 people that read this, name these words.

Take me to the place where you go, where nobody knows if it's night or day.

post your answer as a comment.

Regards

Steve

ages part 1

2007-03-22T22:49:25Z

Sound Engineer
You scored 76 aptitude and 65 hearing! 17 wank.

You know what you're on about, and you've guarded your greatest assets: your ears. You work in the industry, care about the industry, and live to enhance other peoples' talents. Without you the entertainment industry would fall apart.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on aptitude

You scored higher than 99% on hearing

You scored higher than 99% on wank factor

Link: The Could You Be A Sound Engineer Test written by Halfcircle74 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

stevyrey @ 2006-12-15T22:17:00

2006-12-15T22:17:34Z

Sound Engineer
You scored 76 aptitude and 65 hearing! 17 wank.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on aptitude

You scored higher than 99% on hearing

You scored higher than 99% on wank factor

Link: The Could You Be A Sound Engineer Test written by Halfcircle74 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Fun, fun, fun.....

2006-11-30T16:39:09Z

Can you smell the sarcasm on that title??

Hey all

Having fun with mobile phones lately. They want money for what they haven’t provided. We tell 'em the bill is not right so they've barred outgoing on my phone!

I'm looking for a technical theatre job anywhere in the uk, if there are any potential employers who would like a copy of my CV leave a comment and I will contact you and send you one.

I went out driving with mum and gran today, it's nice to be driving again, it would be nice if I was able to afford to run my car... that’s one of the things slowing my test taking down.

In other news I have bought my tickets for Christmas, I'm going to see my girlfriend who lives in north Wales!

I think that’s it.

Laters dudes/dudeettes

Steve

About me and myself

2006-11-06T21:20:07Z

Hey y'all

I work in mysterious ways, so mysterious i don't even know what's happening sometimes :)

As my first post I'l tell you a little about myself.

I'm Steve, a self employed production designer in torquay for theatre and the like. I also do IT support and sub contract to a company in exeter.
I like lazy days, being comfortable, don't get me wrong i'm not some fat slob that sits around all day i do my fair share of work but like to relax after a days work.

Anyways, thats me, comments are welcome and sometimes will be expected from you, I'll occaisionally throw some big question up, somthing that occured to me on the bus, a whole hour to think brings up all sorts of strange things. I'll be expecting answers and comments so bring 'em on!

Laters

Steve